MANDY PATINKIN MOSTLY DEAD

At first the compassionate good Samaritan struggled to dislodge the lunch special from Mr.Patinkin's golden throat. Yet the stranger stayed calm, even smiling at times, causing Mr.Patinkin to ask, "Why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know," replied the hero,"I am not left handed."
Switching to his right, the stranger effortlessly forced up Mandy's meal to the applause of strangers throughout the eatery. Louie, the stranger and Mr.Patinkin were not available for comment.
Mr.Patinkin has given the world a handful of shlocky (not shloggy) CDs over the years but made up for it by first speaking the quotable one-liners "You keep using this word. I don't think it means what you think it means" and "You killed my father. Prepare to die." Mr.Patinkin, we're glad you're alive. Shalom.
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1 Comments:
Thanks for sharing some of my favorite lines from a classic movie.
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