It's the ultimate display of Jesus-powered evangelical manliness: Two alpha-male boomers enter the ring. A steel cage lowers, fencing the two warriors in for a fight to the death...or
the front page of your local newspaper.
One, a complete set of Republican talking points come to life, a comedian with lightening fast lips and a die-hard commitment to never putting down a toilet seat.
The other, a bearded long-haired hunter-gatherer and best-selling author, a pied piper leading an army of former Mother Teresa-like girly men in a battle of William Wallace proportions against the castration of the American church.
Two men - the manliest of men - face off for the title of "Most Testosteronic Evangelical in America."
Every woman wants to submit to them and every man wants to pay them $68 dollars for a
weekend of 80s buttrock and instruction on how to grow a pair. Who will take home the prize?
My money's on
Eldridge. He's wiry and spry.
Brody's got a Franklin on
Stine though. The kneeless jeans give him extra mobility Brody figures. Who's your pick?
