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7/12/2006

IF GOD WERE A GEEK

?
$CreateDate = strtotime(0);
$SawThatItWas = (light == true) ? "Good" : "Bad";
include("seas");
include("heavens");
require_once("birds");
require_once("fish_in_sea");
$mammal => "Human";
rest(86400);
?

9 Comments:

Blogger kathryn said...

LOL!!!!

7/12/2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol

7/12/2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually that'd be nerd or maybe a geek if he were totally obsessed with computer stuff.
but I'll go ahead and put in my haha funnies too...think He was using and iBook? or a powerbook? possibly a PC with WindowsXThousand on it? hmmm...anyway on with my laughing....*rolling on the floor* HAHAHAHAHAHAHWOOHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *points and laughs* buahahahahahaha *snort* *snort* ahhhahahahahahahahahaha*wipes tears from eyes* okay I'm done laughing.

7/12/2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

davidge -- It's PHP, so not likely going to be converted to a .exe ;-) Jesus absolutely would be a Linux user -- he came to set people free and he came to set source code free. Macs are vanity on a computer and Microsoft is greed in a company (how else do you get billions?)

I kid; I kid...

7/12/2006  
Blogger Jeffrey J. Stables said...

Ah, but you fail to note that God is a geek. ;)

7/12/2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some convoluted PHP for that matter, but a good chuckle none the less!

7/12/2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what if shaun were a geek?

7/12/2006  
Blogger Beth said...

Thanks for making me feel VERY OLD with this post. I don't get it and don't even understand it. I'm going back to my solitaire with actual cards now!

Beth

7/13/2006  
Blogger Cristy said...

You're not the only one, Beth. : )

7/13/2006  

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